Dear Reader, Mishaps of a multi-tasking momma...

It's 1:30pm.  I have:

• Gotten up, showered, blown out and flat ironed my hair.
• Made myself some breakfast and a cup of coffee.
• Let the dog out to potty and fed the dog.
• Sang my good morning song to Little Man ("Good morning to you.  You live in a zoo.  You look like a monkey.  And you act like one, too.")
• Fed Little Man a bottle while watching the news.
• Fed Little Man some bananas.
• Let dog out again. ("Need to potty, baby girl?")
• Texted with Mimi ("Bo had a good night.  He's feeling better.")
• Sat on the floor with Little Man and played with a rattle while watching Handy Manny.
• Gone for coffee with The One.
• Billed some hours at work.
• Gotten caught up on my Words with Friends games.
• Checked on my eBay sales.
• Had lunch with co-workers so as not to look like an absentee co-worker.
• Checked on Little Man (he's having a good day).
• Picked up Little Man's 6 month pictures.
• Bought a sympathy card for my brother in law.
• Bought my sis a birthday present.
• Mailed my dad a Father's Day present.
• Mailed Little Man's pictures to his grandparents, greatgrandparents, and aunts and uncles.
• Gone back to work.

And all I have to show for it is sweat stains on my dress and a broken high heel...

Sheesh.